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© 2002 Brian F. Schreurs
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Drive what you want to drive, even if it's a Brubaker Box.
I can't say that I was surprised when GM announced that it would stop building the Camaro and its F-body sibling, the Firebird. After all, they'd been threatening it since 1998 or 1997; I was just sad to see it finally happen. But at the last second -- the factory was already shuttered -- I decided I needed the last of the breed. I had my local Chevrolet dealer find me a Camaro Z28 convertible, triple black.

Most of the automotive press would laugh at my decision, as they are not exactly decrying the death of the car. Easy enough for them to complain of old technology, odd ergonomics, and a rough ride: they have a whole fleet of cars available to them! When they want a luxury cruiser, they grab the keys for the Lexus; if it's a sports car they want, they'll find the latest Corvette or Miata waiting outside; if they have a trip to a hardware store in the works, they can choose one of about six billion truck variants at their disposal. For those of us in the Real World who have to choose one (exactly one) vehicle to take to work, to run errands, to enjoy on country roads, the Camaro doesn't look so bad.

It seats two comfortably, or four in a pinch; with the folding rear seat, the hatchback version can swallow small furniture. It'll carry two humans and two dogs on a vacation -- I know it, not by calculating cargo volume, but because I've done it. Even the convertible still has enough storage space for a shopping spree or a weekend getaway. The bottom line is, it can do what a car needs to do as a daily driver.

There are plenty of other cars on the road that can out-handle a Camaro, but that's okay. The benchmark for this seems to be the Mazda Miata, which lucky me, I've owned. It's true that my 1996 Miata would have run circles around my Camaro -- if it could catch up long enough to do it -- but the Camaro doesn't handle as badly as some press wags would suggest. On good pavement, it behaves well enough that most drivers won't know there's a live axle in the back; on rough pavement, the axle hops, which is annoying, but not damnably so. It may be at a disadvantage to my old Miata on an autocross course, but on those back country roads it's still entertaining. And considering that I can take my wife and dogs with me, it's worth the compromise. Judging the handling of today's Camaro to what the Camaro offered in the barges of 1972 is no more fair than judging today's Porsche 911 by its 30-year-old forebear.

Winter driving often comes up when people talk about living with Camaros. Part of this is because there is now an entire generation of drivers who grew up in an era where most cars were front-drivers. The Camaro is one of the few that never abandoned rear-wheel-drive, staying true to its performance heritage. Those who are not familiar with RWD may find it challenging in bad weather at first, but any skilled driver willing to learn new techniques will soon master it. Snow and ice competency are largely a function of tire selection. Summer tires will fare poorly -- that's why they make winter tires -- though they will manage to plow through light snow in a pinch.

The fuel economy tradeoff isn't even an issue. My Miata, with a 1.8 liter inline-four engine, was rated at 29 mpg on the highway. My Camaro, with a 5.7 liter V8 engine, is rated at 28 mpg on the highway. Since most of my driving is on the highway, I have sacrificed almost nothing and gained over twice as much horsepower. There's a technology gap here somewhere: if GM can get 28 mpg from 5.7L, then by extrapolation Mazda ought to be getting about 92 mpg from 1.8L. Of course, the Miata runs on regular where the Camaro calls for premium, but I'll pay that price for my extra 165 horsepower.

It goes without saying that the true strength of a Camaro is in its acceleration. This is a car that has more power on reserve at any speed well into the triple-digits. Merging on interstates and passing on two-lane back roads are easy. Success at amateur racing is as simple as showing up to the track and practicing. Acceleration is what the Camaro does; everything else is just added on to make it possible to use this rocket as a daily driver. Not only that, this power is affordable; with the Camaro and Firebird gone, there literally is no replacement. They were the last. A strong statement to be sure, so to back it up I have prepared a table. Some of these cars are legitimate competition; others are here simply as reality checks for their owners.

CAR                     POWER + WEIGHT = 1/4-MILE        @ COST    SOURCE
2001 Mosler MT900       350     2590     12.0  @ 118     $163,800  Car and Driver 3/01
2001 Dodge Viper ACR    460     3450     12.6  @ 114     $85,300   Car and Driver 2/01
2001 Porsche 911 Turbo  415     3600     12.6  @ 112     $121,600  Car and Driver 3/01
2003 Ford Must. SVT Cob 390     4000     12.67 @ 110.11  $35,000   Muscle Must./Fast Ford 7/02
2002 Ferrari 550 Mara.  479     3910     12.7  @ 115     $222,400  Car and Driver 11/01
2002 Aston Martin Vanq. 460     4100     12.9  @ 115     $235,600  Car and Driver 11/01
**2001 Chevy Camaro SS  325     3500     12.96 @ 107.43  $28,000   GM High Tech Perf. 11/01
2001 Chevy Corvette Z06 385     3130     13.0  @ 112     $48,900   Car and Driver 2/01
2001 Ford Must. Cobra R 385     3580     13.0  @ 111     $55,600   Car and Driver 2/01
2001 BMW Z8             394     3490     13.0  @ 110     $134,500  Car and Driver 4/01
2001 BMW M Roadster     315     3140     13.1  @ 109     $47,000   Car and Driver 8/01
2002 BMW M5             394     4020     13.2  @ 109     $73,500   Car and Driver 9/01
2001 Ferrari 360 Spyder 395     3420     13.2  @ 106     $176,500  Car and Driver 4/01
2002 Porsche 911 C2     320     2910     13.36 @ 104.5   $68,000   AutoWeek 5-6-02
2001 BMW M3             333     3440     13.4  @ 106     $47,400   Car and Driver 6/01
2003 Ford Mustang Cobra 320     3470     13.5  @ 105     $29,600   Car and Driver 7/01
2001 Aston Martin DB7   414     4260     13.6  @ 106     $159,700  Car and Driver 4/01
2001 Mercedes CLK55 AMG 342     3520     13.6  @ 106     $69,200   Car and Driver 6/01
2002 Holden HSV GTSR300 402     3820     13.7  @ 105     $48,000   Car and Driver 9/01
2001 Panoz Esperante    320     3520     13.7  @ 104     $83,200   Car and Driver 7/01
2002 Mercedes AMG C32   349     3540     13.71 @ 104.5   $49,900   AutoWeek 2-11-02
2001 Mercedes S600      362     4440     13.9  @ 103     $122,800  Car and Driver 5/01
2001 Porsche Boxster S  250     3040     13.9  @ 102     $51,500   Car and Driver 8/01
1999 Ford Mustang GT    260     3400     14.0  @ 100.2   $23,665   Motor Trend 12/99
2003 Jaguar S-Type R    400     3950     14.1  @  99     $63,000   Car and Driver 5/02
2001 Jaguar XKR         370     4100     14.2  @ 100     $87,700   Car and Driver 7/01
2003 Mercedes SL500     302     4170     14.3  @  99     $87,000   Car and Driver 4/02
2002 BMW 330Ci          225     3360     14.4  @  97     $35,600   Car and Driver 7/02
2001 Ford Mustang GT    260     3520     14.7  @  96     $27,400   Car and Driver 5/01
2002 Subaru Impreza WRX 227     3130     14.7  @  93     $24,500   Car and Driver 4/01
2002 Audi S6 Avant      340     4020     14.73 @  95.9   $59,300   AutoWeek 6-17-02
2002 Acura RSX Type S   200     2780     15.0  @  94     $23,700   Car and Driver 5/02
2002 VW Beetle Turbo S  180     3020     15.0  @  90     $24,000   Car and Driver 5/02
2002 Saab 9-3 Viggen    230     3220     15.2  @  95     $38,600   Car and Driver 2/02
2003 Mitsu. Eclipse GTS 210     3220     15.2  @  92     $24,800   Car and Driver 5/02
2002 Volksw. GTI Turbo  180     2900     15.3  @  94     $19,400   Car and Driver 3/02
2002 Ford Thunderbird   252     3780     15.39 @  91.3   $38,500   AutoWeek 2-25-02
2002 Cadillac CTS       220     3680     15.4  @  91     $30,000   Car and Driver 2/02
2002 Lexus IS 300       215     3380     15.4  @  90     $30,000   Car and Driver 2/02
2002 Audi A4 3.0 Quatt  220     3750     15.5  @  92     $33.700   Car and Driver 2/02
2002 Mini Cooper S      163     2770     15.5  @  90     $24,000   Car and Driver 7/02
2002 Jaguar X-Type      231     3630     15.5  @  89     $38,600   Car and Driver 2/02
2003 Hyundai Tiburon GT 181     3040     15.6  @  90     $18,500   Car and Driver 5/02
2002 Toyota Celica GT-S 180     2580     15.6  @  89     $22,000   Car and Driver 5/02
2002 Ford SVT Focus     170     2750     15.72 @  88.4   $18,000   AutoWeek 7-1-02
2002 Lincoln LS         210     3690     16.1  @  89     $35,500   Car and Driver 2/02
2002 Honda Civic Si     160     2740     16.2  @  86     $19,000   Car and Driver 3/02
2001 Mazda MX-5 Miata   155     2420     16.3  @  83     $21,700   Car and Driver 2/01

** the nearest vehicle to mine that I could find
The bargain of the century has finally been pulled from the shelves. It was great while it lasted. Thankfully, there's still the used car market!