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From Henry Boyars on 9 October 2003:

Can you tell me where I left my car keys?  I have Haynes manuals for all three cars,
but they're no help at all.  I'm trying to get a Helm manual, but their web site
seems to be down.  Even the members in my Honda Accord web group are stumped.  There
are three of them on a single, plain key ring.  I'd be really grateful for any help
you can give me.  Thanks

From Samantha Richardson on 8 April 2003:

My name is Samantha Richardson.  In my computer class we are doing a trivia 
questionnaire and one of the questions is :  What are snowballs to a hot 
rodder?I was hoping you could help me with this question.   Thanks so much.

From Beach Boy on 9 March 2003:

Do you know where I can find a 409?

From Joseph Pugnalsi on 23 February 2003:

To Bill Garbin,

Hello, this is Joseph Pugnalsi, haven't heard from you for a while, is this still the
same e-mail address? Last time we talked was what.. Mary's party? I hope I got the
address right! :-).. Jerry Brockheimer mentioned you might know something about
estate handling and wills -- I've got a friend who is in dire need of assistance with
his, he has been acting quite lagubrious (spelling?) lately. Things have been okay
here. My contact information is still the same, or just contact me back at this
e-mail address instead of calling me. Not even sure if this is the right guy, if it
isn't, let me know.

J. P. III
Morgan Information Systems, Inc.

From BW on 19 February 2003:

Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are
ravenous wolves.

Matthew 7:15

I am not judging right nor wrong, but suggest a careful examination of Wicca.

From Alexander Weber Lucey on 10 February 2003:

I would likeyour assistance in finding the origin and etymology of the
race descriptive term Colourasian.
 
Thank you in advance for your help and sage comments

From Alan R. Richter on 21 January 2003:

I saw this Corvette featured at Carlisle, PA  Corvette Auto Show this 
past summer (2002). I love it . It's an Art Deco statement.

Alan R. Richter

From Mr. Qinwei on 20 December 2002:

From John Eldridge on 1 December 2002:

Mr. Whoever you are,

I have recently received one of the letters and have had some correspondence 
with the guy claiming to be Muygia Iga.  In this scam what are they 
attempting to aquire?  I can't figure it.  I went to another website where 
people were posting things but no one can explain what the scam actually is. 
  One dude claimed he received $4million, of course if he did he would be 
broadcasting it !!!  So do you know what the con is?

From Lonnie Ropp on 28 November 2002:

When you worked for Kirby of Westover as an Independent Dealer selling 
Kirby vacuums, did you use a demo canister with a filter to show 
customers how much dirt their vacuum was leaving behind?  I'm trying to 
find one of these "demo canisters" but have been told Kirby doesn't sell 
them, they are only for the sales staff.  Do you have any ideas how I 
might find one?  Thanks in advance.

From Laura Yuan on 27 November 2002:

From Carl Kerr on 22 November 2002:

I'll bet the women are all over you not because of that desecrated car 
but because you have a 10" [pecker]!

Moi

From Steve Lawler on 18 November 2002:

Dear Colleague,

I am writing to ask your help for a book I am writing about Life Practices.

I am looking for examples of those simple things that we all do that are
essential to expressing and maintaining our values as we face life's ups and
downs - our Life Practices. I am especially interested in hearing from your 
about any that are connected to living as a part of the whole - earth, global 
community, gathering or ??? 

What I am seeking is a bit like folklore. Something with a story and an easy
to remember slogan or catchphrase.  I am asking you to contribute out of your 
own
personal experience not as an official representative of an organization.

This is the only e-mail you will receive from me unless you choose to 
participate in this project. 

So far I have gathered over 150 practices from people all over the world: 
These are
examples of contributions I have received so far that may help clarify what I 
am looking for:

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-----------------------------------

" 'Water what you want to grow' is my motto. Whenever I see something being
done well I acknowledge it as soon as possible and in some tangible way. The
least that I do is to complement the person doing the thing well. What I try
to do more often is write a note to the person or give them a small gift."

"My life changed when I went from seeing mistakes as awful to seeing them
as the first chapter of a textbook on a new subject. I even had this made
into a sign that hangs on the wall in my office. 'Mistakes are just chapter
one in a textbook on a new subject' Now I get bothered if I don't have some
sort of royal screw-up every few days. It's like I am not trying."

"I learned from my grandfather to 'use the best materials you can afford.'
This has provided a model for my life's work. Even in my late 70's I am
still actively building things and more to the point of your book, I am
still building my life out of "the best materials I can afford."

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---------

These practices come from people from many places and with a wide
variety of backgrounds. I am grateful for that. I want to show the broadest 
possible 
view of Life Practices from around the globe.  And, at a time when there is 
so much 
mistrust in the world, I hope my book does some small part in reminding us 
that we even though we have differences, we still have much to learn from one 
another. 

The book will feature some of the material I gather with some commentary.

I will be grateful if you would send me a practice that you use as a 
foundation in your life.
Please include some brief biographical information as well. Also, if you 
would like to share in what I am learning, please let me know as well.

And please let me know if you have any additional questions.

Thank you for your consideration.

Steve Lawler       

swl@lawler.org

About me: 

Steve Lawler an ethics consultant and writer based in St Louis, Missouri USA. 

He regularly gives workshops on issues of ethics, values and culture. He has  

been quoted in a number of related pieces in publications including the Wall 
Street Journal, The Christian Science Monitor and Cape Talk Radio - Cape 
Town.  Lawler has worked with companies in the US and Europe - including 
Pulitzer Publishing, and the Danforth Foundation. He has been a lecturer at 
Washington University and at Webster University. He has written for numerous 
publications. 

From Steven Baczuk on 7 November 2002:

When you make those stupid comments about people's cars you probably never
thought one of the owners would come across it.
 
Yeah, I'm that v6 wannabe with the red Mustang beside that colorful Corvette.
It's pushing 230 HP, 4.10's and will get up to 60 ~6 seconds. Wannabe eh? It
will hang with any pre 99 GT.
 
Oh ye and its collected 1 best of show,  5 1st place trophies, and 1 2nd place.
 
I remember your car. The dirty black Z28 that everyone was wondering 'Why do you
put a brand new stock Z28 in a car show, let alone a dirty one?'  If I wanted to
look at a car like yours, I'd go to a dealership.
 
Think before commenting on others cars.

From Ron Alexander on 5 November 2002:

I bought a RioVolt CD/MP3 player for $100, which included a $20 rebate from
Rio...sent them all the information they requested, and got a post card from
them six weeks later saying I didn't include some code from the packaging that
had long since been thrown away...proof of purchase and receipt wasn't
enough.

By the way, it's a sloppily made piece of crap.  It eats batteries like no
tomorrow, it takes forever to load the music, and the door to the battery casing
won't stay closed.  I wouldn't recommend this product to my worst enemy.  I'd
never consider buying another product from them.  I suspect they'll be out of
business within a year.  These people are a bunch of con artists!

I have since bought a new CD player that saves battery life and works like a
charm...for HALF the price of the Rio.

From J Salik on 4 November 2002:

Dear Sirs, This may be of interest to you that religious minorities all over the
world have suffered a serious setback after September 11, 2001 episodes and the
aftermath. We plan to raise a World Minorities Assembly for Peace in a bid to
safeguarding the interests of minorities around the globe irrespective of their
caste, creed and colour. Outstanding spokesmen of minorities across the globe
are welcome. We pray you may visit our website www.jsalik.com and favour us with
your response. The salvation of the aggrieved lay in unity. Regards. World
Minorities Alliance You can also mail us jsalik@isb.compol.com www.jsalik.com

From Tavamany on 14 October 2002:

dear sir,i'm a die hard fanof hard rock music.i've got a cleection of cd's from
my favourite group's.
unfortunately i'm unable to get certain albums' by rainbow & ozzy osbourne
namely, " best of rainbow part1 & part 2 bark at the moon & diary of a madman.
i couldn't get this cd's in my country (malaysia)
 
i'd be very grateful if it is made available by mail order
i/m ever willing to purchase them
please advice

From Cindy the Groupie on 5 September 2002:

do u know who the bass player was for ozzy and B.L.S. at ozzfest?

From Zdravka Sahatchieva on 28 August 2002:

Dear Ladies and gentlemen,
I want to give me information about a relative of mine-Mr.Allan
Sahatchieva,whose family had passed away in a car accident at 21 april
1999,around Sagamu,Lagos,Nigeria,who used to work with shell development company
in Nigeria. 
Thank you

From Hamid Hassani on 17 August 2002:

hello,                                                
   I am student of tehran university(technical
faculty)in iran.I have a studental project that its
title is jig calibration whitin production.It is
applied for productionline of carbody.If you have
information about it,please guide me in this way.     

From Elizabeth Clarke on 26 July 2002:

Jim,

I don't know what who told you about not letting
someone look at your car.  I am a paralegal, and have
worked countless cases involving MVA's.  Whoever told
you not to let Mazda did not give you all the
information.  In order to be able to take your case to
court, the car HAS to be looked at and investigated by
several people.  BUT, not before YOUR attorney has
someone HE/SHE trusts.  They prepare their reports,
and have their experts in the automotive and design
industry do their investigation.  During all of this,
pictures are taken and evidence is itemized.  Then, an
only then, should the other interested parties be
allowed to do their own investigation.  But, in any
state, city, or county, the defendant has a right to
acquire their own and independent information.  If
they are denied access, then you have no case.  The
have to be provided with an opportunity to defend
themselves.  This way, the system insures that the
final decision is not biased, the judgment is fair,
and that the verdict is non-compromisable.

A lot of people who are in authoritative or
influential positions give out a lot of bad advice and
cause a lot of hard feelings.  Well meaning as they
may be, they do not always know what they are talking
about.

No, I have never worked with Mazda.  However, I can
tell you each situation/person/company is different in
the way they handle situations.  Some simply wish to
claim that they are not responsible to avoid a
negative appearance, some just want to pay it off and
get it out of the way, and some honestly want to fix
whatever the damage/problem is so that it will not
happen again.  As a paralegal, I have run into all
kinds.  If all companies/people were like the last
that I described, then PI attorneys would be out of
work, so I know that those people do exist.  Make sure
you speak to an "informed, thorough, competent, and
respected attorney" before you make too many decisions
based on "other's" opinions or experiences.  I have
seen too many people get emotionally torn up because
of what other people think.  Don't let that happen to
you, care more for 'yourself' than that.

I have not had to deal with Mazda on safety issues,
but just from their appearance, and the importance
they hold on their reputation, I would guess that they
are very interested in finding out why the bags did
not work, not to avoid responsibility, but in order to
insure that someone else does not die because of this
problem.  They, it would seem, want to see if this was
an isolated incident where a part was either installed
wrong, or the wrong part used, or a part was faulty.
They, in order to insure that it is not a problem with
an entire line endangering many people.  I do not
believe this is an attempt to discredit you.

Mazda is not have as many sales as most companies, and
they are working, like all companies, to grow, and to
sell more product.  But, if they have a product that
is not considered "the best", they cannot achieve
this.  It is in their best interest to handle this
situation in the best light possible.  In other
words...Find the problem and Fix it.  Fix the blame
later.

Sometimes, in our world today, it is easier to believe
that people are out to get you, and for the most part
they are.  It is harder to believe that people will be
up-front and honest, and take responsibility.  It is
very hard to give the benefit of the doubt and keep a
safe guard at the same time.  Prepare for the worst,
but hope for the best.  Being sure that something bad
is going to happen is the surest way to cause it to
happen.

I wish you luck with this problem.  But try being
positive about it, you may just be rewarded.  I mean
think about it.  Say that Mazda does come out and
investigate the problem, and they find a faulty part,
and the fault is in the actual manufacturing of the
part.  They then are able to fix the problem, recall
the vehicles for repair, and lives are saved.  YOU
would have been responsible for saving those lives.
YOU, not Mazda, not the attorneys....YOU.  How good
would that make you feel?  We all want to contribute,
and just maybe you have an opportunity.  But, like I
said, have a good and respected attorney.  PI cases
are taken on contingency, so you do not even have to
worry about paying for it.

Again, good luck in the future,

E.P. Clarke
Atlanta, GA

From Eugenia Garcia on 5 July 2002:

I receive this today, for your info.

[Nigerian scam removed]

From an AOL pagan on 23 June 2002:

jessica neptune

From Joe the Used Car Guy on 11 June 2002:

  Muscle Cars for sale.....


  1972 CHARGER RALLYE   SERIAL # WH23U2AI53262, RARE 440 HI-PERF. OPTION, 727
  AUTOMATIC, POSI REAR WITH 4.56 GEARS, POWER STEERING, POWER DISK BRAKES, 15" RALLY
  WHEELS, AIR-GRABBER HOOD, HEMI ORANGE, BLACK AND BROWN INTERIOR , BUCKET SEATS. FOR
  MORE INFO OR PICTURES PLEASE EMAIL ME

  Asking $13,500 US

  1963 BELAIR 409  18,600 ORIGINAL MILES, (QC) ENGINE CODE 409 CU IN., 2X4 INTAKE
  SET-UP ORIGINAL, GM DOCUMENTED, VIN # 3161139369, 1 OF 567 PRODUCED IN CANADA , 4
  SPEED , POSI REAR 3.73 ,(K)- CODE CORDOVAN BROWN EXTERIOR, (863)-CODE FAWN
  INTERIOR, BENCH SEAT, POLICE PACK STYLE WHEELS , FULLY DETAILED FRAME OFF
  RESTORATION. FOR DETAILED PICTURES PLEASE EMAIL

  Asking $20,500 US

  1970 NOVA SS 396  48 000 MILES, GM DOCUMENTED L78 ( 1 OF 3025), VIN #
  114270W300309, 396 CU IN, 4 SPEED M21, POWER FRONT DISK BRAKES, POSI REAR 3.31,
  ORIGINAL CRANBERRY RED, BLACK INTERIOR, BENCH SEAT, RALLEY WHEELS, VERY RARE L78.
  MORE DETAILED PICTURES PLEASE EMAIL.

  Asking $19,500 US

  Need further info please let me know

  (This is a private collection)

From Sharon Reed on 17 May 2002:

Good LORD!!!

I think those good Dr.s from Nigeria have spent all of their money and moved to the
Congo Republic to open up shop. Here is my letter:

[classic Nigerian scam letter, from the Congo, removed]

From Marijohn Russell on 15 May 2002:

From Dan Hotchin on 12 May 2002:

Hi,
Why is my email address on your website please when I have nothing to do with
it??

D. Hotchin.

From Asoka Hewavithana on 12 May 2002:

Dear friend.

I am an Engineering consultant and am looking for an investor/ partner
for a mini Hydro project in Sri Lanka. Power capacity is 2.5 MW and the
generated power is bought by the Ceylon Electricity Board. We have all
the approvals and the certificates . Government Letter of Intent,
Environment certficates and Power purchase Agreement can be arranged.
For more details please contact . Asoka Hewavithana, 10. 18th Lane ,
Colombo 15, Sri Lanka. Tel : 0094 72 740 422 , Fax : 0094 1 345981 .
email : asoka@slpa.lk.

From Marilyn Gaal on 5 May 2002:

Okay here are some questions?  Whats the last song about on the new ablum?  How about
Facing Hell?   What  should I do, read the Bible?  Is Rob Halford, Inton Levay????? 
  HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Marilyn, children of the damned

From Abi Saenz on 30 April 2002:

Hello,
I need to find a model car of the 928 S4 Porsche 1987 in silver/gray. I would
like it to be in diecast at the scale of 1:15 if available or 1:18.

(I'm a girl having a hard time with this project so please excuse me if i
don't make any sence)

My second choice would be a 1988 Pro-street Mustang GT. Tubbed, with a cage.

(Again, if any of this is wrong, sorry)

I'm willing to have one made if one cannot be found.
Please let me know if you can give me any information at all.
I hope to receive an email from you soon,

Abi

From Lady Surgeon on 23 April 2002:

Hi, may I have information on William Countach. My son is writing a paper for school.
Thank you.

From Bill Spencer on 19 April 2002:

You there??

B.

From Bill Spencer on 18 April 2002:

You there??

B.

From Stacy Boys on 17 April 2002:

I was wondering if you could send me some things on  Neptune because a am doing a
project in school I am in fifth grade Avon Ill 61415 I need some info on  Neptune or
the weather on Neptune. I got info on the net so I need info that isn't on the net
please!!! I want some pictures on Neptune thank you

From Chris Gagliano on 16 April 2002:

Hi,

Thank you for your site at https://www.brianschreurs.org/neptune.spacebears.com/cave/nigeria.html

I received an exact copy of the letter you have posted on your site from Moshood Seko
Mobutu

The first time I got it, I replied saying that it had to be an obvious scam and
requested HIS contact info.  To my surprise, i actually got a response with contact
info, secret codes, key access codes, and all sorts of fancy stuff.  I've pasted his
reply below.. you may want to put it on your site as well.

So, I said "what the heck, let me research this a little."  Again to my surprise, I
found documents in online archives that actually suported what he was saying.  The
former president Mobutu did exist and we reportedly did transfer a large amount of
money outside of the country.  So, it all started seeming real.... atleast partly.

But I just knew it had to be a scam.  It didn't make any sense at all.  Why me?  Why
not let his "diplomat" handle it??

Anyway, I searched for his name and eventually found your site.  Thanks.  I still
would have contacted government offices here before sending any contact info to the
scammer, but you saved me some time and headaches.

THANK YOU.  Your site is a great service.

Sincerely,
Chris

P.S.  I'm contacting both yahoo and lycos to get his email account deleted.

Here's his reply to me:
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
moshood sekou (mmsekou@yahoo.com)
DEAR CHRIS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL .
BE REST ASSURED ALSO THAT GOD WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU AND ON THE CONCLUSION OF THIS
DEAL YOU WILL BE GLAD FOR ASSISTING US IN THIS DARK PERRIOD OF OUR HISTORY.

I GOT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IN MY DESPERATE BUT HONEST EFFORT AT SEEKING FOR HELP
FOLLOWING THE HARROWING EXPERIENCES WE HAVE HAD IN THE RECENT PAST FROM THE
GOVERNMENT OF THE D.R.C AND I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED WHAT
SO EVER.

ALL YOU ARE EXPECTED TO DO IS TO TRAVEL TO HOLLAND WHERE THE
SECURITY COMPANY IN WHICH I DEPOSITED THE BOX VIA DIPLOMATIC
COURIER IS LOCATED, CLEAR AND COLLECT THE BOX CONTAINING THE MONEY AND
THEN GO BACK AND THEN LODGE MY OWN PART IN AN INVESTMENT ACCOUNT WHICH
WILL BE EARNING INTEREST UNTIL THINGS NORMALISE AND I AM ABLE TO REGAIN
 ACCESS TO FOREIGN TRAVELS WHICH AT THE MOMENT IS BLOCKED AS A RESULT
OF THE FACT THAT I AM IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY WITH RESTRICTED TRAVEL.

TO ENABLE YOU PREPARE FOR YOUR TRIP TO HOLLAND I WILL  FAX THE AIRWAY
BILL SHIPMENT NUMBER OF THE BOX, THE PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER AND
THE KEY CODE AS YOU WILL BE NEEDING THIS TO CLEAR THE CONSIGNMENT FROM
THE SECURITY COMPANY ONCE YOU ARE IN HOLLAND.IN LINE WITH THIS YOU ARE EXPECTED
TO IMMEDIATELY FORWARD YOUR TEL AS WELL AS FAX NUMBERS INCLUDING MOBILE FOR EASY
COMMUNICATIONS.

FURTHER TO THE CLEARANCE OF THE LUGGAGE YOU WILL NEED THE SERVICES OF A CLEARING
DIPLOMAT WHO WILL HELP YOU IN THE CLEARANCE AND COLLECTION OF THE LUGGAGE FROM
THE SECURITY COMPANY.THE REASON FOR THE SERVICES OF A DIPLOMAT IS SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY
ARE OFFICIALY ALLOWED TO HANDLE SUCH MOVEMENTS WITHOUT MUCH INSPECTIONS, QUESTIONING
AND SCRUTINY.

HIS NAME IS DR JUBRIN USMAN AND HIS TELEPHONE NUMBER IS
31 61 9934418.YOU ARE TO CALL HIM IMMEDIATELY ALONG WITH THE PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION
CODE WHICH IS IG1970A
AND THE KEY CODE IS S/N56GN.ON CALLING YOU YOU ARE TO INFORM HIM THAT MOSHOD SEKOU
THE SON OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE SEKOU ASKED YOU TO GET IN TOUCH
WITH HIM TO ASIST IN THE COLLECTION OF A DIPLOMATIC LUGGAGE WITH THE UTILITY
TRUST AND DEPOSIT INC IN HOLLAND AND THEN HE WILL GIVE YOU FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
ON WHAT TO DO.

YOU ARE ALSO FREE TO CALL ME ANYTIME 24 HOURS ON TEL 234-803-3072460 FOR ANY
QUESTIONS
AND CONSULTATIONS.ANYTIME YOU CALL ME REMEMBER THAT THE CODE FOR COMMUNICATION WILL
BE "SWIFT".IF  YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO CONFIRM THIS FROM MY END YOU CAN BE SURE
IT IS NOT ME AND SO YOU HAVE TO CLOSE COMMUNICATION IMMEDIATELY.

IT IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO NOTE THAT I WILL COUNT ON YOU FOR INVESTMENT
OPTIONS
SINCE I BELIEVE THAT YOU KNOW  YOUR BUSINESS ENVIRONMENT MORE THAN I DO.FOR THIS AND
OTHER
SERVICES I PROPOSE THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE 20% OF THE FUNDS AS YOUR SHARE WHILE 75%
WILL BE FOR ME
AND 5% WILL BE LEFT ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF ALL EXPENSES BEFORE AND AFTER THE LUGGAGES
CONTAINING THE MONEY IS COLLECTED.

I AWAIT THE INFORMATION REQUESTED FROM YOU AND DO TRY YOUR BEST TO CALL THE DIPLOMAT
IMMEDIATELY AS HE HAS JUST ARRIVED HOLLAND FOR THIS MATTER .

GOOD DAY.
MOSHOD SEKOU

From Jon the Silent on 14 April 2002:

Pony People Question

From Bill Spencer on 8 April 2002:

Hey there, how are you doing?  I'm going to be online tonight if you want to play
RTCW.

-Bill

From Firewen Inbox on 6 April 2002:

There's a warmth in my heart,
     it haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go

From Mort Sullivan on 31 March 2002:

I do not want to Fight YET!  I want all the Mazda Persons to look at the
Web Site
www.carfight.com  and this is concerning a Mazda that I was driving when a
person turned in front of me and I ran into him and THE AIR BAGS DID NOT
WORK!!!!

I am injured bad and Mazda wants to send an engineer to look at the vehicle
to see why they did not work.  I DON'T REALLY GIVE A DAME WHY THE AIR BAGS
DIDNT WORK, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WORK!!

I was told by  William S. Jackson, Executive Director, Motor Vehicle
Industry Licensing Board AND Mr. Fred Zwonechek, Administrator, Nebraska
Department of Motor Vehicles Highway Safety AND NHTSA National Highway
Traffic Safety Office, Auto Safety Hotline at 1-800-424-9393, and filed a
complaint.  The woman named Michelle, Operator 10, also "INSTRUCTED ME NOT
TO LET ANY ENGINEER LOOK AT MY VEHICLE BECAUSE SHE STATED "THEY WILL COME
OUT AND LOOK AT THE VEHICLE AND TELL YOU NOTHING IS WRONG WITH IT AND/OR
FIX WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE A CASE AGAINST THEM", and I
would only be screwing me.  It seems that Mazda has a Stupid Attorney named
David Orr that still must have been in Vietnam and is still suffering and a
very Sick Puppy, since he ends his threating messages like this to Past
Mazda Owners - David Orr wrote:  As we used to say in Vietnam, "Over and
out."  I want to tell anyone in the world, we have capability to Fight and
Have Fought Dishonest Dealers before and WON!  If you want to get into this
Fight then look at our Web Site at www.carfight.com and you can E-Mail me
at FightMazda@carfight.com  WE have designed Automatic Callling Equipment
that can make 10,000 calls a day and we have set up a Special Fax Delivery
System to deliver BLACK FAXES TO DRAIN THE TONER AND USE UP PAPER, AND WE
PUBLISH NEWSPAPERS, AND WE CAN SEND E-MAILS TO ALL THE BUSINESSES IN THE
OMAHA NEBRASKA AREA WARNING FUTURE MAZDA BUYERS ABOUT THE QUESTIONABLE
ETHICS OF MAZDA USA AND THEIR EXECUTIVES AND FLAKY ATTORNEY.  WE ARE
ALREADY GETTING THE HOME ADDRESSES AND PHONE NUMBERS OF ALL MAZDA
EXECUTIVES AND FLAKY ATTORNEYS AND THEIR NEIGHBORS!  WE WILL THEN BE IN
CONTACT WITH THE NEIGHBORS AND THAT WILL IN TIME BECOME A MAJOR PROBLEM FOR
MAZDA.  IF OUR LIFE IS GOING TO BAD THEN WE ARE GOING TO BECOME THEIR WORST
NIGHTMARE!!!  WE ARE WORKING TODAY ON FINDING ATTORNEYS THAT HAVE FOUGHT
THIS KIND OF FIGHT TODAY.  WE WILL LET THEM FIGHT IN THE COURTS WHILE WE
CUT DOWN THEIR SALES IN ALL THEIR DEALERSHIPS ACCROSS THE COUNTRY.  WE ARE
INSTALLING 800 NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN REACH OUT AND TOUCH ALL THEIR DEALERS
FAX MACHINES AND PHONE HUMBERS, AND WE HAVE A FRIEND IN CANADA THAT HAS ONE
OF OUR SYSTEMS THAT IS GOING TO TIE UP ALL THEIR 800 NUMBERS IN THEIR
COMPANY, AND THAT IS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES.  IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYONE
THAT HAS HAD DEFECTIVE AIR BAGS IN A MAZDA, PLEASE HAVE THEM CALL ME AT 402
457-0100 IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA.  I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE THIS FIGHT, BUT
APPARENTLY THEY DO, AND SINCE I GAVE THEM 10 DAYS TO BE FAIR, AFTER THAT
TIME LET'S GET IT ON!!!   MORT SULLIVAN

From Robby Rocketman Redux on 31 March 2002:

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have
the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other
in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the
dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your consciousness
back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain
how safe and what your method involves.

I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless
without
a vortex.

If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or
where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also
be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation these
crystals give off, if  you could provide a shielding or other crystals
which give off a north polarized vortex field just as strong or strong
enough to make a watch stop this would be great.

Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned
please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!

From Bill Spencer on 29 March 2002:

Just wanted to say hi  ;-)

From Michael Valder on 7 February 2002:

Have seen your very nice XJS drawing. Could you please possibly supply me with a good
quality print of this, say approx. 14 ins x 20 ins., that I could frame and use as a
birthday gift for a friend who is a Jag/Porsche enthusiast?? If you had a similar
Porsche drawing this would be even better.

Please let me know.

From Mark Adams on 4 February 2002:

From the Humanist Movement on 4 December 2001:

Dear friend,

Chances are that you've been thinking about the current world crisis
and where we're all headed.

We in the Humanist Movement believe that ever-increasing violence,
confusion, despair and poverty are not the necessary destiny of the
human race.  We have begun a global process to connect with all those
who agree with this.

Ours is a worldwide Movement.  Together, we aspire to create a world
without pain and suffering, without illiteracy and starvation; a world
where each human being is free to express themselves and to transform
both their personal situation and their social environment.

We invite you to accompany us in this process of change. We want a
better future, let's begin now.  Please drop us a line at connect@diversecity.org.

From Cath the Faithful on 3 December 2001:

Hi There

I Have Recently Got A Email From A Civil Servant From Nigeria, Are Every
Single One Of These All Fake?
I Have Actually Spoke To The Guy Who Keeps Assuring Me That He Is Nothing
Like His Fellow Country Men & He Is A Very Respectable Person, The FMW Is
Sent Me Faxes Claiming To Be Proccessing My Transaction. The Guy Who Sent Me
The Emails Tells Me That the FMW Cannot Know Who He Is Because He Is Nigerian
So I Have To Be The Legal Benificary Of The Transaction, He Also Has Sent Me
A Copy Of His Passport So I Know What He Looks Like As He Is Planning To Come
To The UK & Visit Me. He Said That When The Money Is Transfered Into My
Account, I Have To Send Some Over To Him & His Wife So They Can Get There
Plane Tickets, He Also Coming Over So We Can Share Out The Money. Now The FMW
Want Me To Pay Some Taxes & Charges Before I Actually Receive Any Money, Its
About $3,000   I Have Already Told The Guy  Who Got Me Involved That I Will
Not Be Sending Any Money For Taxes & Charges But He Reasured Me That Him &
His Partners Will Take Care Of Most Of The Bill.
What Do You Think?
The Documents The FMW Have Faxed Me Look Genuine But There Is A Telephone
Number & Fax Number, I Am Trying To Find Out If This Is The Real Number For
The FMW.

Hope To Hear From You

From Mike Van Bergen on 15 November 2001:

A review of your online resume at HotResumes.com indicates that you may 
possess some of the skills, aptitudes, and/or experiences needed for success 
with our company.  We are looking for a select number of serious individuals 
who have the capability to become Supervisor Executives and have a genuine 
desire to become successful.  If you are interested in becoming a part of our 
team, please visit our website listed below.

From Robby Rocketman on 15 November 2001:

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the
technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

Also if you are from any of the following planets and can help me as mentioned
please reply:
Vadikar,Nefarious,Tralfamadore,Valnator,Travers,Edenad

I come to you for help, and need a way of doing this in the following way
exactly in such a way
that there will be little or no danger. I come to you in peace. Trust and
honesty is an absolutely must!!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed.
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:

Travel physically back in time.
Rewind my life (including my age).
Be able to (remember what I know now) so that I can prevent my life from being
tampered with again after I go back.

I am in great danger and need this immediately!

Only if you are a time traveler or nice alien and have this technology please
send me a (separate) email to:

Robby0809@aol.com

From an inventive soul on 13 November 2001:

ive been getting the same information you have but have not sent any
anformation yet is this for real. let me no some thing.

From Salvatore Vaccaro on 7 November 2001:

please send me more info.thanks.s.vaccaro

From Kayso Leasing on 14 October 2001:

this is a scam/fraudelent letter which I Have Received From a Bleddy Nigerian,I Hate 
Nigerians.

[attached Nigerian scam letter removed]

From Nick the Redneck on 5 October 2001:

why is the dukes of hazzerd not on the air anymore that show is the best

From A Shadowy Correspondent on 17 September 2001:

any pics of the rebal flag flappins in the wind??If so e-mail me back @
shadowsorcerer84@aol.com   Thanks!!

From Roger McNett on 5 September 2001:

I'm looking for a glass turkey baster with graduations for measuring liquid do you 
know of any thing?

From John Ritter on 4 September 2001:

quit sending me emails

From Golgotha, a monster from a Godzilla movie on 4 September 2001:

Hey Brian(?),
I came upon your site while doing some investigating after recieving an
email from a "Nigerian" source.  I was wondering if you could help me
understand what the deal is with these types of letter(as you have
recieved many).  Is this a scam?  I noticed that you said you had sent
them your bank information and are still awaiting your money.  Is this
[stuff] for real?  Let me know if you can "divulge" any information on the
subject.
Thanks!

From Thomas Small on 3 September 2001:

I would like more info on how I can help!
Email me.
                                                   sincerly,
                                                            Thomas P. Small

From A Very Optimistic Student on 31 August 2001:

please could you send me more info about this charger including
motor,interior and price info because i might need to purchase it for High
School

Thank You

From Carlo van Zyl on 31 August 2001:

Hi
Could you supply me of a list of Lotus Kitcars available?
Thank You

From Almita the Cybergrannie on 25 August 2001:

For years I have wondered this: when you dry clothes in a dryer there 
is lint deposited in a little cage; when you hang clothes to dry on the 
line, what happens to that lint?

Almita the Cybergrannie

From Lee Quinn on 24 August 2001:

When God sits down at the table of life, Logic leaves.

From Vern ('nuff said) on 24 August 2001:

Hi,
 Just something I would like to share. We all have those days when the 
best thing we could have done was stayed in bed. For what it is worth, 
when life throws a curve I think;what is the worst possible outcome of 
this situation. When I realize what the worst is I also realize,Hey I can 
live with that. Keep on trucking.
vern

From Email Congers on 20 August 2001:

From Richard Shelton on 11 August 2001:

this car is a piece of [junk]

go have the rims polished or chromed, get the widest tires you can find, tint 
the rear window as dark as you can, armorall the tires, wax the car, then get 
a tripod, and throw away the $60.00  CAMERA YOU TOOK THIS PICTURE 
WITH.

some people do things half [way], some people do things right!!

the cheapskates know who they are

From Ruben Padilla on 31 July 2001:

From Derek Young on 30 July 2001:

What's with all these Nigerian people?  I have also got an email like this from 
someone else.  This person isn't claiming to want my bank information but needs me 
to go to Canada to pick up money.  I know this is extremely crazy, but what would 
this person gain by sending me to Canada?  I've exchanged numerous emails and he 
seems like a nice guy and has sent me some very long and good sounding emails.  
I'm confused.

From Ethylene Hatfield on 28 July 2001:

who started the smith institution. was his name elijah smith

From Darren Damant on 28 July 2001:

Hello,

I see you too have been contacted by all kinds of Nigerian people wanting to
give you money.  Me too!  :-)

Did you ever send out information to them?

Just curious

From Tim Framin on 24 July 2001:

I have a cub 149 with a deck, plow and rake..Runs pretty good..
Have you ANY idea what it is worth?  I need to sell it.
Thanks,

From Kim Thomson on 23 July 2001:

I would like to thank Dodge Boy Khris for his question on the Dodge Daytona 
headlights. I have been having the same exact problem for about 2 years now, and 
finally came to this site, in my last ditch attempt to find an answer(after they died 
completely).  I now know what to look for. Thank you,......................Skippy7

From John Wirtz on 13 July 2001:

The Nigerians contacted me too dude.  I'm with you, it's a hoax (I think).
Anyway, I'm not sending them my info.  I am going to call the phone number
they gave me though and see who answers.

From Dan Hotchin on 13 July 2001:

very good oh and jagsearch closed

From Sarah Meyer on 8 July 2001:

     Hello!

      This is what I got today! I never heard those people and was really surprised 
as I got on your webpage! It' s unbelieveable. Since when do they do this kind of 
stuff?

      Sasquatsch

[snip of attached Nigerian scam]

From Doug Evans on 5 July 2001:

I got a Nigerian email.  I did a search and came up with this Spin cycle Nigerian as 
the  only reference.  Where are these emails coming from?  What is neptune?  Why are 
you guys getting them?  Why am I getting them?

Signed
Naive in cyber space

From another fed-up Nigerian recipient on 28 June 2001:

Here's another scam for your cave

WooHoo.......

[snip a full copy of another Nigerian letter]

From someone else sick of getting mail from Nigeria on 26 June 2001:

[The entire message is simply a forwarded copy of the Nigerian scam.]

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From Josh Scott on 14 June 2001:

You've got cash!
 
Joshua Scott just sent you money with PayPal.
 
Amount: $0.01
Subject: So there!
Note: Here's your Paypal Cavedrawing, pal!  Now you got one... So there.  Don't spend 
it all in one place, okay? :)

From James Brisco on 8 June 2001:

Sir,
I have received one of the same letter's from a Dr.Phillip Akande wanting to send me 
15.6 million US Dollars also,so how can I receive this money? (smile) ha ha ha

From Argentinian Water Spammers on 2 June 2001:

Economia Familiar. NOTA 1

Los filtros purificadores de agua cumplen la funcion de ahorrar la compra
de agua en botellas. Ademas son practicos y funcionales, pues pueden
colocarse tanto sobre como bajo la mesada de la cocina.

El beneficio superior es beber agua recien filtrada, con excelente sabor,
libre de cloro, suciedad y conservantes quimicos.

From Slobodan Milosevic on 3 May 2001:

If you have ambitions of rising above your status
achieving political office, or of accomplishing any
of your dreams, we can help.  Visit us at
intstr.net (International Strategies) for sound strategic
advice.
Thank you,
intstr.net

Note:If you wish to be removed from our list, simply write to 
tjohoo@mail.bip.net and put the word 'remove' in the subject
line

From Alicia MacMillan on 28 April 2001:

Hi I have a question i am gion a report and i need pictures on Neptune
because i have not seen any.I am doing this for a high school
project.Thanx for reading thing.

From a studly lady on 25 March 2001:

I was just reading your "Spin-Cycle Nigerians" and wonder what kind of thing 
this is.  I too have received a few letters like this one.  Of course, I do 
know that most of the information that was passed on to me in this letter has 
some truth.  The Nigerian Treasuries were heavily pilfered by the late 
General Abacha and his six or seven cohorts.  Some have been since taken to 
trial, executed, or had their assets taken away.  Primarily the Abacha family 
for one.

I don't know what type of scam this is, but it is fascinating that they 
attached it to something that has so much historical facts attached to it.  
As a matter of fact, this scam has impressed me so much, that I have decided 
to open a little account, play along with the scam artist to see where this 
leads.  I have absolutely nothing to lose.

I will let you know the outcome.  I'm either going to be enjoying the hell 
out of this one  with a few good chuckles,  or an angel was sitting on this 
guys shoulder, directing him my way.  You know, that once in a lifetime 
opportunity?  Who knows, by next week I could be counting my dough.  (Ya, 
right!)

From Neche Market on 23 March 2001:

So I got one of these crazy letters and going through the net to check it out. Of 
all the crazy things. Geeze
PEACE AND LOVE

From Heather Croxton on 7 March 2001:

From Melanie Crowley on 5 March 2001:

Hi,

We would like to thank you for linking to our site "Take Our Word For It".
We are also always interested in constructive criticism and would be
grateful for some regarding navigation of our site, as your link description
says "This site can be a bit difficult to navigate, with several different
features and no cohesive index. But they seem to know their stuff and
discuss the origins of words and phrases."
We've not had any complaints and are concerned that our readers are either
too familiar with the site to notice navigation problems or just don't take
time to complain.  We'd appreciate your comments so that we can make the
site easy for newcomers to use. What did you find difficult about
navigation?  Why was the Site Map not helpful? Why was the menu bar on each
page not helpful?  Why was the webzine table of contents on the home page
not helpful?
Thanks in advance for any information you can offer.  We'll be adding a link
to your nice English language resources page ("How to Write Good" -
https://www.brianschreurs.org/neptune.spacebears.com/english.html) in the near future.
Best wishes,
Melanie and Mike
Take Our Word For It
http://www.takeourword.com

From Danny in the UK on 5 March 2001:

Hello its danny,
                   Simon said he wants in and my african friend hiji cabouji 
wants to get in volved his email address is fcrealmadrid@another.com

From George Bollan on 11 February 2001:

I am looking for a good male Scottish Terrier under $700 puppy, black.

Thanks

From Norm Pearson on 25 November 2000:

Hello,

My name is Norm Pearson. I saw your name on a web site I was looking at
today.  I was wondering if you or someone you know may be interested in a
pro-street truck that I have for sale.  Pictures and more information on
my 454SS Pro-Street truck can be found here:

http://www.truckz.net/forsale

Let me know if you have any questions.

Thanks and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

From Mandy Butler on 25 November 2000:

Don't be so rude.
You are the lazy bum for not setting it up properly your self

From Kingsley Foreman on 14 November 2000:

G-Day from Australia
I was just surfing the Net and I find it interesting seeing how other people live 
and what they do for a hobby.
I work the night shift from 8pm till 8am for Richmond Heavy Towing answering the 
Phones.
so to fill in the long hours I spend hours on the net,if you would like to know more 
about the longest trucks you have ever see in the vas Outback of Australia check-out 
our web site all the best from the land Down-under..Kingsley Foreman
www.inselfdefense.net/outbacktowing

From some geek called Fat Mike on 12 November 2000:

Hi I just made my first webpage at http://members.nbci.com/magicmuffin
it's got the funniest pic i've ever seen and a great britney spears fake 
pic just now but i'll addsome more soon!

From Juan Renteria on 10 October 2000:

I would like for you to send me something to my E-mail address on the planets.Or to 
my home. The address is 3407so. Jenkins Rd. 

From Gilbert Mathieu on 15 May 2000:

Bonjour,
    Dans le cadre d'une campagne de promotion nous désirons mettre en place des
bannières sur votre site, celui ci correpondant à nos objectifs de communication.
    Bien entendu chaque clic sur une de nos bannières vous rapporte 50 centimes.
    Si vous êtes intéréssés comme nous le sommes par un partenariat,
contactez- nous ''rubrique partenaire'' http://www.cicada.fr.
    Vous trouverez toutes les bannières ainsi que les modalités.

    N'attendez plus pour devenir partenaire Cicada et ouvrez votre compte dès à
présent.

From Some Nut Who Shouldn't Be Allowed On Library Computers on 10 May 2000:

dfhfdjj

From Ronnie Baker on 2 May 2000:

I filled in a complaint re abuse but when I hit the button at jdFalk...this message 
appeared..server does not serve this site..or somthing like that...How can I get in 
touch to make compaint re unsolicited email over and over & won't take me off their 
list??? Help please  Thanks Ronnie

From Carol Nuzzo-Gray on 24 March 2000:

the grays garden

From Larry Stagg on 3 March 2000:

From Vampire Radio on 22 February 2000:

Vampire Radio is an Internet radio station which attempts to specialize in Alternative, 
Gothic music.

From Mark Williams on 13 February 2000:

From Tom Busby's son on 23 December 1999:

this is tombusby's(SouthTexas) son
what program did you use to create the picture of neptune on the main page.

From Joshua D. Scott on 5 October 1999:

You confused me!  You should have had it automatically forward me to the new page, 
instead of me having to click on a link.  That's too hard.  Whaaa!

From Dan Vogel on 12 August 1999:

I have been trying to find a converter program that would change PFSWrite or
Eight in One word processor files to MS Word.  I did a search on pfswrite
and the only hit was your site.  If you know of one, please reply.

From Josh Fulks on 29 Apr 1999:

Hello. My name is Josh Fulks. I quoted you from your article "Bob vs.
Liquor Stores" in my english paper. My profesor doesnt like us to use
web sites as refrences, so I was wondering if that article was from any
magazine, journal, post, or anything other than a website.  I
appreciate your time. Thanks.

From Carl Markow on 28 Mar 1999:

Hello Spacebear;  My name is Carl Markow.  I'm a pharmacist and am
interested in the drug, dotarazine.  In fact a net search I just ran
brought up your website.  I will contact Mylan on monday but wonder if
you can offer any other information since you have done a good deal of
work on dotarazine.  Thanks for any information you can give.

From Josh Thomson on 3 Feb 1999:

It seems to me that it is now time for you to confront the Great [Devil]
himself directly, and write to him to berate him for his many failings.
Though the BBC is useful for blowing off steam, just think what fun could
be had by unmasking the Leveydemon in public. :) Go for it, oh mighty
scribe!

From Josh Thomson on 5 Jan 1999:

Though I agree that Bob seems to spend much of his time in la-la land,
he's one of the few people who comes across as sincere.  Wrong, maybe, but
always straightforward.  Argue against his views, but at least give the
man credit for trying..and dreaming :)

From Patrick White on 14 Dec 1998:

I am looking for information on Ascended Master Neptune.

From Douglas Sheldon on 1 Oct 1998:

And now for a true Cave Drawing...

  O
 /|\/\                   /-\
/-+<--)   >>-->   /-----<* *\
  | \/            /-     ---/
 / \             /  \----/ \
/   \           /   /   /   \

        -the Artistic Spacebear

From Douglas Sheldon on 16 Sept 1998:

This iz thE ferst cAv drawing--and its mIn!
O, and welcum tU neptUn.

        -thE FOnetik SpAsbAr